advice for the signs

aquarius: please stop shopping at hot topic
pisces: take more nudes
taurus: take less nudes
aries: chill
gemini: take a break from your animes u fuckn weeb
cancer: USE YAH BLINKAH
leo: please apprehend justin bieber. you are the chosen one.
virgo: they're coming.
libra: stop w the shows about mediocre white men
scorpio: do what u want cuz a pirate is free
sagittarius: more vodka
capricorn: adopt a cat. several cats. like at least 19 cats. trust me. dont ask questions.
December 2, 2014 — 6:41pm with 87,607 notes
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  1. lividlovers said: Hmmm no thanks lol
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    But… I don’t take *any* nudes
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